Matenaer on AirThis Shouldn't be a Thing

A man on the so called carnivore diet admits himself to the hospital after he begins secreting yellow ooze following months of only consuming butter, cheese, and ground beef.

Depending on who you talk to here at the show, gender reveal parties are either fine or the living end of our planet.

Flowers, candy, a nice card or a fancy dinner…these are great gifts for your significant other, not what one Taiwanese doctor thought would be a “brave” present for his wife .

Folks, we’re gonna keep it simple today: Maybe we don’t belong in the ocean after all …maybe the citizens of the watery world don’t want us there.

Another tip from your friends at Matenaer On Air Laboratories And Chocolatiers: Keep it quick in the bathroom at work or you might wind up on the Wall of Shame !